Monday, 24 March 2008

A woman's treasure

Sitting in comfort, sipping her tea,
Manicured hands resting on her knee.
General conversation we pass between,
When payback time is all I dream…

Nodding and smiling with pretence in mind,
The trap was set, it was nearly time,
Making excuses I grab for the phone,
Needing to leave her completely alone.

Stood in the kitchen with ear to the door,
Rustling sounds as she searches my drawers.
Holding my breath, my heart beating fast,
She lets out a scream, I cant help but laugh.

The thief was caught, though it took some time,
For weeks she stole what was rightfully mine,
A lesson that she needed to be taught,
Was brought on by her - she was solely at fault.

The mouse trap I found in the D.I.Y store,
Came in handy to place in the drawer,
Put just inches within her reach,
Enough to make her jump off her feet.

The secret stash of my chocolate treats,
Had been going missing for many weeks,
Now I’m sure they’re safe and sound,
Anywhere I choose to put them down!

36 comments:

ANNA-LYS said...

What a thrill :-)
I was trap in the story, so I didn't see it coming until I sat there in my trap. Wonderful, wonderful and great fun! Thank You dear hunter!

ozymandiaz said...

Hell hath no fury
as that of a woman who's chocolate had been pilfered.
Very funny.
very fuuny indeed.

Stacey said...

Anna-Lys-see never come between a woman and her chocolate,haha :)

Stacey said...

See Ozymandiaz....What a woman does to protect her.......chocolate...so be WARNED haha ;)

ekhosama said...

ha ha, what an upbeat and funny poem. Gosh, a mouse trap snapping on ur hand would hurt a lot tho.

Janice Thomson said...

Stacey that was hilarious! Well done!

ANNA-LYS said...

Once upon ...in the Blogosphere
there lived a beautiful daisey
one day at my blog she did appear
with rhyme and laugh, that Stacey

;-))

Thank You 4 that!!!! <3

Dan said...

Very amusing, and perhaps a bit devious. I have to let my wife read this one.

Stacey said...

Thanks Ekhosama I'm glad you enjoyed;)

Janice thank you also :)

Anna-Lys I completely agree with the "beautiful daisy" haha ;-)

Dan, us women can be VERY devious, especially when it comes to chocolate!! :)

Eric Valentine said...

Very well written Stacey, I can appreciate the chocolate story image.. :)

Stacey said...

Thank you Eric, its good to know a man that appreciates CHOCOLATE!!!
;-)

ANNA-LYS said...

Good Afternoon Stacey,
Do You care for some chocolate?
Or maybe a whole bag full ;-)

ANNA-LYS said...

daisy is a flower, isn't it?

Stacey said...

mmmmm Anna-Lys a bag of chocolate.....oh go on then you have twisted my arm!!! :-)
And yes a daisy is a flower- just like me ;-)

writerwoman said...

LOL. That was really cute.

ANNA-LYS said...

ha ha ha "twisted your ????"


Let's twist again,
like we did last ..."


I am cho glate I mät You
(that was the Swenglish Muppet Chief, speaking ;.)

Stacey said...

Thanks Writerwomen-see what we do to protect our Chocolate! ;)

Oh Anna-Lys, I dont think that was Swenglish Muppet Chief-speaking,I think that was more to much Chocolate speaking!!! ;) haha
You really are going to have to go easy on the chocolate....:-)

ANNA-LYS said...

ROFLMAO :-))

Stacey said...

Anna-Lys when you're 'roflmao' make sure you hoover first, you dont want to get your clothes dirty!!! :-)

goatman said...

I've heard of people who stack all sorts of bottles haphazardly in the medicine cabinet so that when a nosy guest opens it to see whats doing, all comes tumbling out with a great racket and fanfare!!
We must protect our vital substances.

ANNA-LYS said...

Talking 2 me? :-)
2 late!

Stacey said...

Anna-Lys....
I'm talking to yoohoo :->

Stacey said...

Hi Goatman, and protect we must, otherwise the mouse trap returns!!!

ANNA-LYS said...

I C U

:-D

Stacey said...

With or without a hat Anna-Lys?? :o

ANNA-LYS said...

With!!!!!

Stacey said...

With??? thank goodness for that Anna-Lys! ;)

ANNA-LYS said...

Thank You dear for Your lovely birthday wish! <3 <3 <3

samrina said...

Great one!!

Take care

ANNA-LYS said...

Good Evening, my Dear Poetry-Nerd ;-)
Hope You are having a lovely weekend and that Your hat is not to wet, of the rain, that keeps falling on British heads ;-)

I wonder, where in England do the Stacey Family live?

(( hug ))

ANNA-LYS said...

Just one more question: Do to mt birthday I have had one or two too many glasses of wine, and feel rather hot under the hat. Would I be very rude if I took it off?

Stacey said...

Thank you samrina glad you enjoyed :)

Good evening Anna-Lys
unfortunatly the rain in southern england will not stop falling-so the hat will remain firmly in place (otherwise I will look like a drowned rat):O
And I am sorry birthday or not, your hat must remain firmly on as well(otherwise you will have to get the hair straightners out as I have heard that the rain we are getting is coming over to Sweden, but much worse haha)!! ;-)

janetleigh said...

Bwahahahaha! Another good one, Stacey! You have such an excellent sense of humor and a great way of building up to the grand finale! heh heh Thanks for another thrilling ride on your Howler-Coaster! You way bad, grrl! :)

Stacey said...

Thanks Janetleigh-obviously a women who lovesssss chocolate ;-)
glad you enjoyed this poem. :)

Carol said...

oh this is sooo good, sooo very funny.. It has brought an early morning smile to my day..

In my house it is my husband who hides his stash and who loves his chocolate; I had best not let him get wind of this poem.. By fingers will tread ever so carefully from this day on..

Stacey said...

Thank you Carol
I am glad that I brought a smile to your face :-)
If your husband loves his chocolate that much, you had best be careful, just incase he has already thought of the trap.....the mouse trap(lol)...;-)